WHO TF IS $RDY?
Once upon a time...
Rendy was born a wage-slave. Zero alpha. Only ice. The literal definition of an NPC.
Used by santa
Stuck in a seasonal 9-to-5. Carrying bags for a fat boomer in a red suit. The reward? carrots! Total beta move.
THE RAGE-QUIT
He finally rage-quit that 9-to-5. Ditched the sleigh, told the boss to "HFSP" (Have Fun Staying Poor), and aped into the real world to find the true alpha in the big city.
The day the printer went brrr
Landed right in time for the '08 meltdown. Watched the TradFi boomers get rekt, then immediately bailed out. The money printer went down. He realized Wall Street was just the North Pole with skyscrapers.
THE WHITEPAPER
The '08 crash proved the game was rigged. While boomers got bailed out by the printer, RENDY searched the ashes. He wasn't looking for another job; he was looking for the exit. He found the real alpha: a single PDF from an anon ghost named Satoshi that changed his life forever.
THE BAPTISM
Then came the great filter. He went full degen, aping into every new protocol... and got completely rekt. The 2022 crypto crash liquidated his entire stack. It was a true degen baptism by fire. (He's just like us, for real).
THE FORGING (DIAMOND ANTLERS)
He was forged in that crash. All the paper-hoofed FUD was burned away. No more exits, only "full-send," conviction, and 100x leverage. The Degen was born. His antlers turned to pure diamond.
THE DEGEN LEGEND OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC
Now, he's the Gigabrain, the apex trader. The market bows to him. They say his trades are powered by some kind of strange "Christmas Magic." Every December, when the old TradFi world sleeps, his stack goes parabolic. He is a degen legend.
